the pussy palace (pussy_palace) wrote,
the pussy palace
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now that i am a little calmer...

i suppose i can tell my darling listeners of the horrors my girlslaves put me through.

about a week ago they became upity at the thought of some sotrom coming. rediculous of course. had they bothered to ask me, their mistress and supreme ruler, they would have known that it was nothing but a big thunderstorm. but no one listens to the wise and wonderful cat... oh no.

so my damned foolish girlslaves shoved me into my plastic box-cage and stuffed me into a car. off we drove away from my palace for a small eternity. i was with awol and mother, and they refused to let me out of the box-cage despite my numerous and loud protests. at one point they shoved something down my thoat that made me unable to effectivally bitch. most irratating, but that's not the worst of it, oh no my pretties. i was demeaned by staying in a house with two other cats. not real cats mind you, but thoes inbread flatfaced hairballs that slaves pay so highly for. i shall henceforth call them stink eye and lion cat. the male, lion cat, frightened me with his false bulk when i first got out of my plastic box-cage. i made a hasty retreat to the nearest bedroom and sulked under the bed. when i ventured out i found that my foolish girlsalves have been tempeted into playing with the flat faces. probably due to all the nappy knotty hair they have. stupid shallow girlslaves.

we were there for a few days, then i was shoved into another box-cage (this one was more substantial than mine. i had broken the door off mine on the way to the land of the smoched face cats) the girlsaves gave me another pill to knock me out, but this time i resisted the stupifying effects, and was able to complain the whole way back to my palace.

also, awol and mother do not understand that my feline bladder can only hold so much. i was forced to undergo the humiliation of relieving myself in my own box-cage. awol and mother had to stop the car, let me out, and clean out my box. meanwhile i was free to roam about the car. i tried to escape, and leave the girlslaves at the refueling station, but they had taken the keys with them. clever girlslaves.



i am mad at sucker. i merely gave her a love bite and she sprayed me with horrid cold water. looks like i'll be sleeping on stingy's bed since i'm mad at sucker, awol and mother. sucker for spraying me, and mother and awol for putting me in that horrid boxcage for so long. so i've demeaned myself by sleeping on stingy's bed. not because i want to, but because she has committed no new offences.


your queen
~josie
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