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Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009
3:44 pm
[koutery]
Thursday, May 14th, 2009
1:51 am
[plantinglilacs]
Sex toys
My long-time girlfriend and I are just starting out using sex toys in bed: here are some picks for my wish-list:

1. Astroglide 5oz
Lube would only be the beginning for what is yet to come.

2. Moist Personal Lubricant -4 oz
The pump feature on this one is easy access during fun times

3. Astroglide 2.5 oz - Strawberry
Sounds tasty, what more could I say?

4. Sex Sweet Lube, Sampler
More tastiness, and more flavors!

5. Climax BurstsTingling Lubricant 4oz
Microbubbles bursting upon contact-- sounds great to me!

6. Peek a Boo Harness by Sportsheets
This harness gives a good view and a good time, plus an opportunity to use other toys.

7. Rachel's Harness the Pleasure
Another harness-- since we're just starting out, who knows what we'll find most comfortable?

8. Kandy Bra For Her
Candy and breasts, one of the ultimate combinations.

9. Kama Sutra® Lover's Paint Box
Candy and breasts may be topped only by chocolate and breasts!

10. Emotion Lotion Peach
A massage lotion that is will make for a peachy good time!

11. Compact Red
Advertised as a great starter dildo, I think my girl and could use this one just to begin.

12. Silk Small Black
Another good starter dildo, for our first few times.

13. Whirly Candy Rose
Who knew a cute little dolphin could be so enticing?

14. Acute Purple Haze
This toy goes hand and hand with the harness and is a great start for beginners like me.

15. Charmer Purple Haze
Another great toy to strap on, plus it's also purple, which is amazing.

16. Bandito Candy Violet
Great swirly shape, awesome color, and super strap up potential!

17. Tantus Silicone Echo - Purple
I must have something for purple dildos, but the spiral ribbing on this one looks great!

18. 02 Niagara Candy
I like the description for this one: soft and subtle with a firm inner core, kind of like my girl!

19. Wave Turquoise
Another awesome colored dildo with great shapes, can't wait to strap this one on!

20. Little Su Natural Dildo - Black
A toy made for women by women, hits three crucial spots at the same time-- sounds amazing.

21. Curve Violet
I've heard this hits the g-spot every time: enough said.

22. Tantus Rascal (candy)
Put in a vibe or leave it alone, use it with a partner or use it solo, use it strap on or with your hands-- the possibilities are endless.

23. LIV Blue
You don't get vibrators more stylish than this one; seriously, I wish the inventor of this would decorate my apartment!






Total Cost: $995.17
http://blog.sextoys.com/2009/04/11/ginger-leighs-fabulous-shopping-spree/
Thursday, September 25th, 2008
7:48 pm
[movehalfaninch]
SFW - Stoya's first porn
But sexy times....



By the way, the girl in this clip is Stoya, whom i guess is kind of a famous now: Stoya's myspace.

In this video, which was shot in InnerPartySystem's basement, Stoya (the star) is getting eaten out by her boyfriend.

From what i understand, Stoya wanted to do porn and so this was her first video... after the director shot this in IPS's basement she went away and became some big porn star. she's even starring in this huge production porn that's a remake of Pirates of the Carribean:

Sunday, July 13th, 2008
8:11 am
[nosoff4556]
Dog Training Techniques Revealed by Rodrigo Trigosso - ArticleCity.com
Dog Training Techniques Revealed
 by: Rodrigo Trigosso
Though there are several dog training techniques, all of them can be categorized by the way they address behavioral issues. Thus, there are two main categories: techniques based on learning theories and techniques based on canine ethology.

The former category focuses on behavior modification, usually disregarding typical and natural behavior of dogs. The latter one focuses on natural dog behavior and often ignores current learning theories.

Dog training techniques based on learning theories

This category comprises techniques that use positive reinforcement, negative reinforcement and punishment as main ways to educate dogs. Since those techniques are very different among each other, they are better organized under three subcategories: traditional dog training, positive training and mixed techniques.

1. Traditional dog training

Traditional dog training was developed to train war dogs and it was successfully used during World War I and World War II. After World War II, this technique gained enormous popularity because of a lot of stories about heroic dogs.

Negative reinforcement and punishment are the main teaching ways of traditional training. Thus, this technique works by physically forcing the dogs to perform a desired behavior, until dogs learn that behavior.

Choke chains, prong collars and shock (electric) collars are common tools in traditional training and all its variants. Also, this kind of training is usually targeted to dog obedience exercises, disregarding behavioral problems.

The main advantage of traditional dog training is the high reliability of the trained behaviors. On the other hand, main disadvantages are potentially dangerous collateral effects, such as fear biting and damages to the dog's trachea.

2. Positive dog training

Positive training was developed under the principles of Skinner's operant conditioning. While it's not a new technique, it didn't get enough attention until the nineties, when Karen Pryor's book "Don't shoot the dog" became a bestseller.

Choke chains, prong collars and shock (electric) collars are not needed in positive training. In addition, training sessions tend to be very fun for dogs as well as for trainers.

Positive reinforcement is the main teaching way of these techniques. Thus, this kind of training is also known as reward-based training, though rewards are not the same as positive reinforcement.

Clicker training could be the most popular of positive training techniques at these days.

Main advantages of positive dog training are: highly reliable trained behaviors; no need to physically force your dog; positive training is fast, fun and simple.

Ironically, the main disadvantage of positive training arises from its simplicity. Many novice trainers get so amazed with how easy and fast is to teach a new behavior that they forget to work on reliability and fluency of those behaviors. Thus, their "finished product" is a half-trained dog.

3. Mixed training techniques

Mixed techniques use both positive and negative reinforcement. Therefore, these techniques are friendlier than traditional training, but not as much as positive training.

Mixed dog training techniques are widely used in tough sports such as Schutzhund, Belgian Ring, Mondioring, etc.

Although trainers who use mixed approaches also use positive reinforcement, they usually avoid using food as a reinforcer. When they have to use a positive reinforcer, they tend to prefer games over food.

Dog training techniques based on canine ethology

Techniques based on canine ethology take into account those behaviors that are natural in dogs, but usually ignore the principles of learning theories. These techniques are also known as "dog whispering".

The fundamental premise of these techniques is that the owner should become the leader of the pack. Thus, the owner will achieve the higher hierarchy in the pack: the alpha dog status.

While these techniques are very popular, their actual efficacy is questionable. Besides, there's no clear standard for these techniques, so the procedures used by one trainer could be very different from those used by another trainer.

Many trainers don't accept that these are actual training techniques. In addition, several of its practitioners don't consider themselves as dog trainers. Instead, they claim they are people who can communicate with dogs by a deep understanding of dog behavior and proper body language.


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Friday, July 11th, 2008
1:11 pm
[nosoff4556]
Getting Your German Shepherds Ears Up by Sandy Ayer
Getting Your German Shepherds Ears Up
 by: Sandy Ayer
Occasionally a German Shepherd puppy will need some help in getting his/her ears to stand up. If new puppy owners glue the ears up-according to instructions and length of time-AND if other dogs at home are not biting the pups ears ....99.9 % of the time the ears will go up.
If you choose not to glue or are not persistent, you will still have a beautiful, wonderful dog but he/she may not look like a GSD. Most will think he/she looks like a mixed breed. I LOVE mixed breeds too! - but for a GSD to 'look like a GSD' he/she needs to have ears up!
We do not recommend the 'old' way to get the ears up which was to 'tape' the ears up. The puppies do not like the tape and a lot of the time will try to get it off; you would have to take the tape off every few days to clean their ears as no air can get into their ears and the pup could get an ear infection; and it takes way more time to do.
We suggest waiting to 'glue' till the pups are 4 1/2 months old. We like to hear from our puppy owners if they have any question about when the time is right to glue ears. If the puppies ears are moving around, up and down, we may advise to wait till the puppy is 5 months to glue. Puppys ears do go up and down while they are teething.
The likelihood is usually that the puppies ears would go up anyway on their own before Puppy is 7 months old but we would rather be sure, not wait, and not take any chances, because it may then be too late! If you wait untill the puppy is 6 months old and they did need help, there may not be enough time left to get them up! The general consensus is that if the puppies ears are not up by the time the pup is 7 months old they will not go up at all. In rare instances though it is still possible to get a pups ears up till they are 1 year old. So if you are reading this and you have an older pup whose ears are down it cant hurt to try! For people who have one of our pups, who's ears need help, we do say to glue at 4 1/2 months old but you will need to start trying to locate the glue around the time Puppy is 4 months old because it could take some time to get it.
If the puppies ears at 4 months old are quite flat, have no base to them and are not moving around at all- up and down- they should be helped to go up sooner. We would say to glue early- at 4 months old which would mean locating the glue even sooner.
Locate Glue: We use Tear Mender Fabric Glue. No other 'fabric glue' will work. It is a really neat glue similar to when one gets like a credit card in the mail and the card is 'glued' to the paper. Slightly rubbery. When wet looks like Elmer's Glue but thinner. Easily peels right off your fingers. It is usually available at Walgreen's Drug Stores, some fabric stores and also some craft shops or some Ace Tru-Value Hardware stores. I recommend using your phone book to call the stores rather than driving all over town as it can be difficult to locate but easy to locate on line. On line purchase will then cost a few dollars more for the shipping. Tear Mender by Val-o-Chicago. Or purchase at Care-a-Lot dog catalogue, 1-800-343-7680 or .carealot.com item #1768 is 3.99, plus the shipping. A good time to order x-mats, nyla bones and balls too.
If you have been grooming your Puppy and clipping his nails and cleaning your Puppys ears on a regular basis and taught your puppy to sit in front of you while you do that he should sit well for you while you glue his ears with no problem.
HOW TO GLUE: Shake glue well. NEVER pour the glue from the bottle directly on to puppies ears! We recommend putting some of the glue on to a paper plate or piece of note book paper, etc. The ears will be glued together over the puppies head like an Indian tee-pee. Using your finger, put a small amount of glue in a verticle line on the outside/back side of the ear leather- edge of the ear from just slightly above the base to the tip of his ear.(edge on the top of puppies head- over forehead--NOT the outer up and down edges toward pups shoulder sides) Press and hold for 30 seconds even though the glue will appear to hold after about 3 seconds.
Their ears will stay glued for about 1 month. Do not attempt to take them down or 'pull' them apart- prior to their growing out or their coming unglued. If they start to come apart any sooner, and you can tell the ears are not up yet, you would not want to take down the ears if you are able to simply add a bit more glue to the ear with your finger. The ear hair/glue will start to grow out after about 1 month. After the 1 month if the Pups ear hair has almost grown out- to where the ears are almost apart- the remining hair can be carefully trimmed so the ears are unglued. Try not to cut away hardly any of the hair. You want hair there for re-gluing, if neccessary. Leave puppys ears alone (unglued) for 2-3 days to see how they do on their own. If they are not staying up after the 2-3 days then re-glue.
After 1-2 months puppies ears should be up but we have heard of one person that had to glue for 3 1/2 months to get a tip up. Im sure there could be the stubborn case where it could take even longer, but I would not quit - till you talked with your pups Breeder or call me if you can not reach your breeder.
If you have a pup from us whos ears need assistance going up- leave the ears glued up till they come down on their own AND keep in contact with us about length of time to leave them glued.
Do not give up! Persistence - when necessary- will pay off. After the first time you do this it will only take probably less than a minute to glue the ears together one time a month. It is very easy! -if you have taught your puppy to sit still in front of you for grooming!
When you just need to get a 'tip' of an ear up or for standard coat GSD's - you can use a piece of paper towel roll cardboard- cut to smaller shape of the inner ear. It should be bit narrower than his inner ear. It should go almost to the tip of his inner ear.(round the corners of the tall triangle shape). Use just a thin amount of glue around the edges of the cardboard.
If you feel it is necessary, when you are finished gluing there is an Adhesive Remover in the catalogue or from most drug stores. I have never had to use it though.
We always advise people not to let their puppy play unsupervised with other dogs and puppies while the ears are going up- even with out the glue! - as when dogs play they will bite heads, necks, and ears! That could damage the ears causing them to not go up ever. Also if you have glued your puppies ears, rough play could tear apart your puppies glued ears hurting your puppy and leaving no hair to re-glue to.
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Monday, June 16th, 2008
4:11 pm
[nosoff4556]
Cat Litter Brands Determine Good Cat Litter Box Habits
Cat Litter Brands Determine Good Cat Litter Box Habits
 by: Nancy E. Wigal
If you have a cat who doesn't use her cat litter box, it might be the type of cat litter you buy for her.
Cats are fussy about a lot of things, and the cat litter brand you think she'll likes might end up offending her for a number of reasons. If she doesn't like it, your cat will communicate the only way she knows will get your attention - she'll stop using the cat litter box.
There are a confusing number of cat litter brands to choose from. Some are made with humans in mind. These types often contain perfume or some type of smell that pleases you and me, but not necessarily to kitty.
A cats' sense of smell is much more sensitive than a human's. Cat litter that is drenched in a pleasant (for humans) scent may be very offensive to your cat. If her sense of smell is overwhelmed, she'll avoid the cat litter box.
If you suspect your cat doesn't like her cat litter, this can be an easy problem to fix. For example, if you faithfully supplied her with a brand she liked, but you decided to switch brands, she'll stop using the cat litter box if it doesn't meet her approval. In this case, switch back to the previous cat litter brand.
It may feel like defeat, but if you think about it in terms of saving money, time and frustration because you're not cleaning up cat messes, then everybody wins.
You may have had to switch cat litter brands because her favorite brand is no longer available. If this is the case, experiment with similar brands and see which one she prefers.
Here's an easy way to test cat litter brands to get kitty's approval:
Set up two litter boxes. Each box should have a different cat litter brand. Leave the boxes down for a few days. At the end of your test period, see which box accumulated the most deposits. If one box was preferred over the other, you have your winner. You may need to repeat this test a few times before your cat decides you got it right.
If you have several bags of cat litter left over from your tests, donate them to your local feline rescue organization. They can always use any type for their rescued kitties.
If you switched cat litter brands because your nearest pet store no longer carries it, consider making a trip to one a little further from your home. The trick is to stock up with a large number of bags so your trips are as infrequent as possible.
Cats are demanding creatures. Since we don't speak meow, and they can't talk, cats communicate clearly (according to kitty logic) with radical, startling actions. It's up to us humans (isn't it always?) to translate our cat's wishes and concerns.
By paying attention to past events (like switching litter brands on kitty), we can decipher and solve many cat litter box problems.

More and more - How To Find a Search and Rescue Dog Training School
Thursday, June 12th, 2008
1:11 pm
[nosoff4556]
Dog Vaccinations - The Facts
Dog Vaccinations - The Facts
 by: Brigitte Smith
Bailey is a three year old Bull Terrier, and she's the love of Maruchy Perez's life.
Maruchy is a singer, and the summer that Bailey was born she was working for one of the Disney ships out of Port Canaveral (half her luck - sounds like a great lifestyle!).
Maruchy had researched the the breed for two years before she met the breeder who lived about five hours away from where Maruchy lived.
Bailey was born in Brooksville forty miles north of Tampa on the 4th of July. The breeder sent pictures of the litter to Maruchy after they were born, and Maruchy picked Bailey out from the many pictures she received while on the Disney ship.
Bailey went home with Maruchy some nine weeks later, and she was everything Marchy had hoped for. She was a hand full but a lot of fun.
But it wasn't long before the challenges started. Maruchy noticed that Bailey was sick a lot, with either hives or vomiting or diarrhea or all three. Maruchy repeatedly took Bailey to the vet who usually gave her cortisone for the hives, and pills to prevent dehydration.
When she was four months old Bailey was given her rabies shot.
Over the next four months, Bailey went from a loving puppy to a very nasty and aggressive dog with BIG teeth.
Maruchy spoke to the vet, the breeder, animal trainers, and anyone who she thought might be able to help. Bailey had become so aggressive that at one point it seemed as everyone was saying "put her down".
Maruchy couldn't bear the though of it. She was desperate to find a better solution. After another month of living in fear, Maruchy contacted an "animal communicator", Diane Samsel, who told Maruchy to take Bailey off the commercial dog food she was on immediately, and to find a holistic doctor. The animal communicator also advised Maruchy to let the holistic doctor know that Bailey had "auto immune vaccinosis".
Maruchy did exactly what the animal communicator suggested. She ceased the commercial dog food, and set up a consultation with a holistic doctor, knowing that Bailey was a very sick little dog, and determined to save Bailey from a terrible fate.
Bailey showed signs of improvement withiin two days of being totally off commercial dog food! Maruchy started her on a raw food only diet and went to see a wonderful doctor who agreed to consult with Maruchy and treat Bailey. With the animal communicator's guidance, Maruchy instructed and helped the doctor give Bailey the holistic medicines she needed to get her back on track.
For more information on the effects of vaccinations in pets, go here: .HealthyHappyDogs.com/RemoveToxinsNaturally.
Maruchy's understanding of Auto Immune Vaccinosis is that it is a condition which can arise when the body has been given so much poison by way of vaccines, that the body starts to reject one of its own organs. In Bailey's case, her body was rejecting her liver. Bailey couldn't control herself and was in a lot of pain, and she regressed to a behaviour reminiscent of times past when aggression was actively encouraged in bull terriers in order to fight them. The liver is also said to be the recepticle for feelings, from a holistic point of view, including anger.
Who is a candidate for Auto Immune Vaccinosis? Basically anything that lives and has organs that can be poisoned by injecting the body with the so called "anti-virus". In other words, pets are at a very high risk due to the very high number and frequency of so-called essential vaccinations. And because the vaccinations aren't necessarily given in doses which take into account the animal's size, small dogs are probably at greater risk than large ones. But any dog can be susceptible.
Now that Maruchy has eliminated the vaccines and petfood toxins from Bailey's system, she's very careful not to expose Bailey to other poisons - including household chemicals.
For information on eliminating toxins from your dog's life, thereby improving his/her health significantly, click here.
Maruchy sent me some cute pictures of Bailey and her playmate, Halle, Maruchy's other dog. You can see the pics here: .HealthyHappyDogs.com/BaileyPics.
Wow, what a story! I know these vaccinations (not to mention cortisone as well) can do harm and can build up in the dog's system. I'm surprised it happened so soon with Bailey. At only 8 months old! That's really frightening, isn't it? To think of the potential harm it can do to an older dog when they're given these drugs regularly over a lifetime.
When I started on my "journey" with my Healthy Happy Dogs site and newsletter, I really wasn't aware of just how important a holistic approach is for dogs. I'd actually always had my dogs vaccinated. But not any more. The last time I received the reminder letter from the vet that my dogs' annual shots were due, I took them for an examination, but NO shots this time. And NO more cortisone for my Rottweiler's skin irritations (which have improved radically since I've been supplementing with vitamins).
I actually expected an argument from the vet when I said I wasn't going to agree to any more vaccinations. But guess what? She said that was FINE - the important thing is to bring the dogs in for a checkup - the vaccinations are certainly NOT essential. I couldn't believe it! Why continually vaccinate a dog when it's not ecessary?? I was dumbfounded. I've done a lot of research, and know this to be the case, but for my vet who has always routinely pumped poisonous vaccine into my dogs every year to admit it was totally unnecessary - I was dumbfounded.
Bailey's story (and my experience with my vet) are such an important lesson for you. Now, please don't misunderstand me - I'm NOT advocating abandoning your vet's advice - PLEASE ALWAYS discuss your concerns and your intentions with your vet. There may be valid reasons why your particular dog may need a particular vaccination (especially puppies). And some jurisdictions have legal requirements for certain vaccinations.
But whatever you decide, please MAKE SURE that you take your dog in for a general health checkup at least once a year.
© Brigitte Smith, 2005

shit! Shells Marine
Saturday, April 8th, 2006
1:51 pm
[goodyproctor]
girls do it better
Join dyke_riot because girls do it better.
Saturday, August 20th, 2005
4:26 am
[sinful85]
Hey, I am Jamie. I am new to LJ. Check out my hot pics here http://www.livejournal.com/users/sinful85/393.html
Saturday, March 12th, 2005
2:44 pm
[fichz]
Sunday, December 28th, 2003
12:13 am
[kedastrophe]
secret handshake
I think that the Palace needs a secret handshake, any ideas girls?
Wednesday, January 29th, 2003
1:05 am
[plagosa]
I am outraged! I am spitting MAD!
What is the meaning of this? I, Josie, Queen of the Pussy Palace, did not sanction this "community" business. as if my opinion no longer matters simply because i now live in another state...i thought my girl slaves loved me...all 8 of them. i was even becoming a little attached to that man slave, stinky. but now, now they let other persons post in this journal, with my innermost cat feelings! I KILL YOU! well...either that or i will leave "surprises" for you to find in the morning. i know not how i will return to My Palace, but i will get there, i will hitchhike, OPPOSABLE THUMBS OR NO!!!! I leave you now. goodbye. *grumbles*

Current Mood: enraged
12:31 am
[plagosa]
hooray for communities
this journal is now a community journal. if you wanna join, go to the pussy_palace member info page, click "join now" at the top, then on your full journal update page, pick pussy_palace under "journal to post in" it's very easy; even monkeys can do it! JOIN PUSSY COMMUNITY!! CHILDREN IN CHINA HAVE NO PUSSY! I WORK HARD TO GET YOU GOOD PUSSY!

Current Mood: amused
Wednesday, October 16th, 2002
2:54 am
girrr stupid georgia
well, they've outlawed fornication in georgia. what am i going to do when i go home now??

~ked
Monday, October 7th, 2002
2:45 am
Florida? this place does not exist..
I think my girlslaves relish in my pain. Oh yes my pretties...i was right, as always. they stuffed me into a box, threw me into the car, and away we drove to some mythical place called "Florida" where there are "beaches" which are just giant litterboxes, as i understand it, and the sun always shines. well, isn't that just lovely. we arrived at our shanty called the Days Inn, and i was forced to use a ...cardboard box for a cat box. OH! the injustice. i had to sleep in the same room as three of the girlslaves and the maleslave, stinky. everytime i got settled and comfy on someones bed, as my rightful place, a foot came flying out of nowhere and kicked me! they should appreciate my feline warmth more. well...after living in this place and being swatted off the window ledge for far too long, i left with stingy and sucker, to ride home in their vehicle. *sigh* needless to say,i love being in the Palace.
EXCEPT OF COURSE when they throw horrible blue cloths on me and laugh merrily as i wrestle the beast off of me. you all laugh, but i will vanquish this thing in the most awful way i can think of. and i have a lot of free time to think...i must go now, for to think some more....
Josie, Queen of the Palace
Tuesday, October 1st, 2002
11:32 pm
something smells fishy at the pussy palace
josie queen of the pussy palace here.
i'm slightly concerned with the the hustle and bustle of my girl slaves as of late. normally they just sit around and watch saturday night live or dance around the kitchen but now their putting all their smelly second skins into bags and rushing around. its almost as if...no.... no it cant be, they couldnt do that to me again. they wouldnt, they musn't, they cant... oh, oh sweet jesus no. not the box! NOT THE BOX! oh holy god, stingy just called me poor kitty... not again NOT AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Current Mood: nauseated
Monday, September 30th, 2002
1:56 am
now that i am a little calmer...
i suppose i can tell my darling listeners of the horrors my girlslaves put me through.

about a week ago they became upity at the thought of some sotrom coming. rediculous of course. had they bothered to ask me, their mistress and supreme ruler, they would have known that it was nothing but a big thunderstorm. but no one listens to the wise and wonderful cat... oh no.

so my damned foolish girlslaves shoved me into my plastic box-cage and stuffed me into a car. off we drove away from my palace for a small eternity. i was with awol and mother, and they refused to let me out of the box-cage despite my numerous and loud protests. at one point they shoved something down my thoat that made me unable to effectivally bitch. most irratating, but that's not the worst of it, oh no my pretties. i was demeaned by staying in a house with two other cats. not real cats mind you, but thoes inbread flatfaced hairballs that slaves pay so highly for. i shall henceforth call them stink eye and lion cat. the male, lion cat, frightened me with his false bulk when i first got out of my plastic box-cage. i made a hasty retreat to the nearest bedroom and sulked under the bed. when i ventured out i found that my foolish girlsalves have been tempeted into playing with the flat faces. probably due to all the nappy knotty hair they have. stupid shallow girlslaves.

we were there for a few days, then i was shoved into another box-cage (this one was more substantial than mine. i had broken the door off mine on the way to the land of the smoched face cats) the girlsaves gave me another pill to knock me out, but this time i resisted the stupifying effects, and was able to complain the whole way back to my palace.

also, awol and mother do not understand that my feline bladder can only hold so much. i was forced to undergo the humiliation of relieving myself in my own box-cage. awol and mother had to stop the car, let me out, and clean out my box. meanwhile i was free to roam about the car. i tried to escape, and leave the girlslaves at the refueling station, but they had taken the keys with them. clever girlslaves.



i am mad at sucker. i merely gave her a love bite and she sprayed me with horrid cold water. looks like i'll be sleeping on stingy's bed since i'm mad at sucker, awol and mother. sucker for spraying me, and mother and awol for putting me in that horrid boxcage for so long. so i've demeaned myself by sleeping on stingy's bed. not because i want to, but because she has committed no new offences.


your queen
~josie

Current Mood: working
Friday, September 27th, 2002
11:19 am
arrrrggghhhh
stupid girlslaves!! fucking foolish girlslaves!! fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!! hate you!!! i kill you in your sleep!!!! rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fuck!!!!!

Current Mood: enraged
Tuesday, September 24th, 2002
12:53 am
so true.... ked's stuff
My College Is:
Tulane University
Students at Tulane goof off a lot.
The average student has sex 14 times a month.
50% of freshmen are slaves.
Booze is the drug of choice.
The average GPA is 2.75
Enroll
12:39 am
you deserve a name
Sucker's large male is apparently here to stay. thus i will adopt him as a slave and call him Stinky.

Life around here has returned to normal. i am now ignoring Stingy by staring at the corner of the room with my back to her while i lie on Sucker's bed. Yes, that's right. i don't care about you. perhaps if you gave me the respect i so richly deserve i'd pay some attention to you. Stingy was working on something at length this evening. it seemed important, so when she left the papers ungarded, i stationed myself on top of them, and was determined not to relinquish them without an offering of grilled chicken, but she seemed to lose interest in her papers, so i was left to find other ways of annoying her. i think ignoring her is working. she keeps coming over to pet me, so i stick my nose in the air. hopefully she will get the idea, but she's quite dim so it may take a while.

Bide your time, Stingy, I have all day.

I also thing there is something wrong within the Palace. there seems to be a great deal of yelling among my girl salves. not at each other, but to some imaginary person. i'm not sure who this slave child is, but i have a feeling it may be the unclaimed slavegirl who so rudly called me "boobies." whatever this unwanted slave did, i'm sure i don't know or care. however, it will be nice to get rid of one of the more irratating followers.

Current Mood: working
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